hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

"Date someone who makes you feel like you have an extra hour in the ball pit"
- (via onlyabigail)